chips
1. fattar inte varför mitt förra inlägg, som jag postade för 2 månader sen, helt plötsligt postades. Jag vet inte hur man tar bort det.
2. A new guy moved in to my house last night. The was same guy that I was hanging out with in Uruguay on the most empty place Ive been to. This is how glad I was last night. As glad as I was when we walked and walked and walked on the festival until we found the free chips.
shacki en buenos aires
Thinking of my friends little sisters (ja lilla Andi) 18th birthdayparty when we danced the waka waka while the microwave was burning with popcorn. I could almost feel that acrid smell in buenos aires when waka waka was playing.
home sweet home
Japp. Då har man flyttat. - This is my new place y'all. Will swim all day long. Wont think about suffering children or world peace. Just drink champagne and relax. Have ripped guys over so I can spela gurka on their abs. And
maybe Anoka sitting in the corner so she can make some jacuzzi bubble effect every now and then.
Now - cook some with mah boy from work, Jonathan.
Marley shacki
Thought we were going to Shakira last night. Ended up on a festival. Saw some good shit that I also saw in chile AND Bob marleys son, Ziggy Marley, that sang bouth his own songs and his fathers. Looked and sang the same as his father. Got high and chicken-hearted by listen to him and his hippie-talk about how love is his religion.
After 8 hours on that festival it was finally Shackan (yes it's Shakira in a very swedish coated nickname). She's a pure artist.
Before
Me: I really wish she'll show us som sexy damn moves.
Anouka: .. I really wish she'll be naked!
Bella: --------
Jeeez! Bella has infected us with that lesbians disease she got.
me and shackan doin the froggie
mi camaron
Could bpink text. GOSH WHAT IS BELLA DOING TO ME?!
sunset and bajamajor
los vemos
So, what am I doing here? Im still living in a hostel. But Ive been looking at some cool flats so Ill probably leave soon. Feels a bit sad since Im meeting so many people in this hostel. Went out last night with four of them after hanging out with Anouka at Panamericano hotel waiting for her parents.
We hung out, drank mate, went to the rooftop, looked at the sunset and lay in the bed. And the hotel had real walls! It was probably the first time I've been hanging out in a quiet place. It felt so luxurious that I even had a hard time sitting in the bed.
Woke up this morning on my hard 90cm bed and thought about Anouka. But I refused to be a crybaby so I made myself some own luxury.
Tada! Went to the toilet (yes, shared with 100 others on this floor) with my laptop, just like home!
Misstook the toiletpaper for beeing my friend.
Think it could be a sign to move out. Not sure.
Think it could be a sign to move out. Not sure.
<3
oh no. gosh. sorry parents. even more sorry Anoukas parents. I know you wanted to adopt me. BUT I got two emails AND birthday pressents ON my birthday. It was just the mañana-daughter that missed it.
Im print screening and my parents are taking pictures with the camera(?!). Can't take the mañana off you.
Mañana-dad iis doing the obligatory dance. This time very advanced - with light. Must been practiced that for long.
Maman, Baba and the Egg
NOUKI
Everybody is getting so chocked when I tell them that I didn't hang out with one of my best friends for the first month when we both were in the city. It was actually great, cuz now that we met we're not the 2 sweedes that are stuck to each other, eventhough we're hanging out alot. When we go out without one another we're always texting and looking after eachother just because we care SO MUCH. That is important to do when you have someone you care about.
Last text when we went out on our own:
Persona 1: Do you need to poop?
Persona 2: Im so full! Sitting here and farting secretly. You?
Persona 1: I really need to poop but the club doesn't have toilett paper.
Show your friend that you care daily. Text about something that you're both interested in to make it authentic and loving.
Show your friend that you care daily. Text about something that you're both interested in to make it authentic and loving.
<3 Nouki
Nothing
Sometimes I feel like a celebrity here. They guys are screaming "Que Mina!" "Mina hermosa!" "Que Mina linda!". Cool but scary in a way that so many people know my name.
But today a guy was staring tooo much. He really couldn't take his eyes off me. I just wanted to say. "POR FAVOR, whats wrong with you fucking stare-monkey?!". I mean, even though you're like one year old you should know how to behave! JEEZ!
(okok Mina also means chick/babe in argentine/brazilian spanish.)
Pingvin
My birthday was the best. Calm and easy. Not loco at all, exactly like I wanted it to be. Came to work and everybody on the office sang for me. On our last break they got even more exited than I was for my birthday. They were laughing, singing and asking me plenty of questions of how it feels like. FOR MY 21 BIRTHDAY!
Got home to my beloved chicas and made dinner á la Coq au vin and marrängsviss for dessert. AND I got a wonderful birthday card with the best rhyme, a mate cup and a thermos. Im offically a porteña now.
Mate cup
ARGENTINA
Not any congrats fro my mañana parents, por supuesto. Yes you're in Spain, I know. But still. I will replace my parents to Anoukas now that they're coming tomorrow. Won't be any difference. A bald shiny head to kiss and a milf-mami. Can't wait! Will hug them like there's no tomorrow. Maybe make out (depending on the moment). Talk about my deepest thoughts for hours - just like in a very close parents-daughter-relationship. I'll walk in between them holding hands on the street and feel the love spread in me from both sides. Im also planning to go to a photographer to take very-super-loving-family-pictures standing in uncomfy possitions with fake clouds in the backround. Its official. I've changed parents.
ps1. Its nothing I'd time to discusse with Carol and Filip yet, but Im convinced that - at least Filip - would adopt me once I show him pictures from my nature hikes in south Argentina.
ps2. yes, thats called farfetched, emotional blackmailing. An incredibly good and smooth trick that almost never works.
ps3. and also they ordered in 40 ice cream cones on my bithday to the office. Could be around the last break. Dont remeber.
you spin my head right round right round
A bunch of guys sings Jasmines part in "a whole new world" in the shower next to my room. Don't dare to ask if they can shut the fuck. Could be awkward to walk in there. I mean, they gotta be squeezig each other's balls in there to reach those notes.
JEEEEEEEEEEEZ trying to sleep here.
(went to santelmo market today.. like every saturday.)
Oh wait. Did I say squeez? Sorry. Shouldn't say that. Take that back. My fault. I meant hanging in each other's balls. NO. Sorry again. I mean. Hanging AND spinning around. Around and around and around and around until it stops. And then spins back again.
Just like the way you twisted up the swings as a child to get the spinning action. They're doing exactly like that with each other's balls.
Not moving
Heard it was raining in Buenos Aires today from a friend on facebook. Yes , as I wrote earlier I haven't moved my ass out of my bed yes. Haven't seen any rain because my room don't have any windows. So Im not sure. He could lie. Interesting. This is kind of a philosophical dilemma (yes Im boored).
Porque?
-Maybe because he wants me to go out and check on the balcony. He is probably waiting on the street with flowers, banners (with something like: Mina your'e the one) and a guitarr singing a song about me. But it's kind of late now. They were having a jacuzziparty, so I guess he left by now.
-Or he could of said that because he secretly is swedish. Yes, swedes have a penchant for talking about the weather.
-OR he may heard from someone that I was eating canned beans as drunk-munchies when I came home last night and said so because he knew that the chances of me getting to the jacuzzi party would reduce. He probably thought its enough bubbles in the water as it is. And my bloated stomache would also take too much space.
Got it. Its probably the third one. I mean I get him. He didn't have to lie though.
But WHO is the person who gossiped about the beans!!!??? I was all by myself in the kitchen last night. Gosh. Can't steel every one elses food every night anymore. Damn it.
Flashback. Lied and made up soooo many stories for my cabdriver last night. Talked so much about my made up boyfriend... Saw this morning I, despite that, ended up with his number on my phone?!
dead
Its 19.45 and I haven't moved from my bed. Started last night with a nice dinner payed by the company with 20 other swedes and ended... if I put it this way: I exist on the best terms I can.
Feel like im laying here with a 100 kg tower of bricks balancing on my head as Im laying down. Now you get why Im not moving. Can't balance stuff on my head. Wish I was the african championship winner of balancing on my head. But since Im not, Im stuck here. So unpractical.
This is kind of how I feel. Yes, including the dirty feet. And face.
Can you see tons of bricks all over her? No?
satan i gatan
Jovars. First day at my swedish job. "kom liksom över tröskeln"!? GOSH! Start to become svennig igen after two days på worket.
Järnspikars sjutton gubbars tamejfaaaa-aan jävla piss!
nej nej no.. I meant
Iron nails seventeen old men take me deviiii-iiiil damn pee!
oh that felt good. International Mina - here I am.
panties
Got up to do the last paperwork at migraciones today at 8am. A still drunk zombie. But it was fine since it would take like 1 hour. So I got up and walked strait to the cab with labias under my eyes, finger-in-power-plug-hair and the most uncomfy bikini panties. Im fine with labias and ugly hair. But the panties.
7.30 Put on the panties.
7.33 Feel a slide on my ass. Panties want so badly snuggle in between the buttocks.
8.00 Get to migraciones.
8.05 Woopsi. Panties is not following my moves. Wonder if the lawyer saw my grimace when I leaned forward for the cheek kiss. Jeans and panties doesn't cooperate.
8.31 Should it be this difficult to walk?
8.35 Undoing my zipper in secret.
8.45 Taking a cab to job. WORK? TODAY? WHAT?
8.50 Wonder if its ok to sit without pants and panties in the office?
9.41 ... I mean if you cover yourself with a small blanket.
9.42 what? no? ok sure, just 6 hours of work left.
Yes. I think you understand.
My first day at work has been a bit, to put it mildy - inconvenient.
Birthday
Since I kind of missed making a new year's resolution (or forgot about it. Could be that I didn't completed it. Don't remeber.) Im made a list of birthday resolutions instead.
1. Dont ever have i cigarette in my mouth ever again.
2. ..and hopefully not in other places either.
3. Start brushing my teeth very carefully. (Like several minutes on every side.)
4. Film more. Wanna have all my life recorded.
5. Make a movie.
6. Which will be very famous and get excellent reviews.
8. just got to come up with a good story...
9. ...maybe about a magician kid with very round eyeglasses (hasse putter?)
8. eat 5 fruits every day..
9. ...but I get so farty by eating too much vegetables
10. ... uhm, and fart all the time is not the most exiting thing I know really.
Ok, skip the fruit. But look. 10 totaly realistic resolutions!
a uruguay
